Episode 36
Grand Reopening
Everything Trump Touches Dies
Context & sources
Breaking News: Trump declares the Strait of Hormuz “open”, but traffic is depressed compared to prewar conditions.
HOA News: The King holds a ribbon cutting ceremony for a barely passable Strait of Hormuz, and wonders why no one attends.
From the comic: The King: “The Strait is OPEN! …Why is nobody coming?” A ribbon-cutting ceremony overlooks a deserted, collapsed highway labeled STRAIT OF HORMUZ.
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